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Once upon a time, a house was stormed. We all fought bravely except for the sissies that lambasted
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me for making the first game too hard. I was like "So it's too hard eh? I've made it easier and easier
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and still you say it's too hard... WHAT DO YOU WANT!?" to which they replied "How about a gun that
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when you shoot it, people fly up into the air like ants into the bowels of a vacuum cleaner" of course
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they were joking, but unbeknownst to them, I have no sense of humor... so I put it in and called it the
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Gravity Cannon. Also, lots of people wanted to be able to pause and (I would assume) wipe the sweat
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from their brow before continuing to play this intense game. so those are two new things
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well, there are two other important things worth noting.
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SPACEBAR RELOADS and 'P' PAUSES
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I should give you an overview of what does what instead of ranting on about my personal life, which
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was my original intention. While I'm thinking about it, it's worth noting that there is an ending, and
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there is a reward for getting there.
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Gunmen:
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they shoot random targets for you so the more you have, the more enemies die
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Craftsmen:
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They fix up your place by slowly recharging your health. Again, the more the merrier.
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Missile Silo:
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It shoots missile death out into the battlefield and hits random groups of enemies. buy the
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silo, then buy guys to work in the silo. the more workers you employ, the faster it shoots.
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On a final note. I got a lot of complaints from my first game stating that I just ripped off "defend your
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castle" (a popular flash game available anywhere on the internet) Well I have one thing to say to you
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naysayers. That's exactly what I did. Bon appatit